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THE PEBBLE - 10/10/03 - Cornpone and Treewood
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CONTENTS:
1. STRANGE BITS AND PIECES!
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2. TITLE ARTICLE - - -
Cornpone and Treewood
by Ken Darby
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3. COMPUTER TIPS by Patsy Norlie
START MENU
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4. MEDICAL COLUMN by Karin Henderson
Fats: The Good And The Not So Good
PART 2 of 8 (References will be at the
end of PART 8)
If You Are Confused About The Kinds Fats
That You Should Eat...Or Stay Away From,
This Information May Help.
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5. THE SAGA OF PINEHILL by Ken Darby
What next?
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6. PROJECT 2003 October 10/03 - DAY 280
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Pinehill - The orphanage?
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STRANGE BITS AND PIECES!
Male sea horses are the ones that get impregnated rather than
the females. Males have a pouch on their belly that provides
incubation for the female?s eggs and they can have up to
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TITLE ARTICLE - - -
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Cornpone and Treewood
by Ken Darby
Cornpone Taggart and Hamstrung Treewood are a
couple country hicks. Cornpone, known as "Pone" or
"Old Pone" earns his living on the internet, and has
since he left what schooling he had. He's a lazy cuss,
and figured the internet was the way to earn the kind
of living he wanted. He thought it beat the backbreaking
sweat soaking work that was the kind you could
get in his town.
Hamstrung Treewood, didn't pay much attention to
computers in school and went out to work in the
backbreaking world in town. He had been without
work for a while and Pone was teaching him how to
set up a business on the internet.
The story continues.
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Pone was sitting by his favorite tree. He had just
finished carving a figure of a deer and he gave it to a
youngster who had been sitting there with him,
watching him whittle.
"Gee thanks, Mr. Pone." said the youngster as he
took off to show his friends.
"Oh Hi Strung" said Cornpone Taggart to his friend
Hamstrung Treewood as Strung came walking up
to the tree.
"Hi Pone, I's sees yous has bin makin' the town kids
happy agin with yer whittlin'." remarked Strung.
"Oh, the kids like the things I's whittles. How's yer
marketin' com'in' Strung?" asked Pone.
"Oh! I's astarted ta git more suscribers ta my newsletter
agin, Pone. It jus' takes so much time ta git things
agoin'" answered Strung.
"Strung, it only seems tha' way. Yous is agonna find
as your git yer suscribers up and yer newsletter out
yous is agonna git more an' better bisness. Tha's jus'
the way it works, Strung. The more you give yer
suscribers good information, the more theys look
forward ta yer newsletter. The more theys alookin'
for'ard ta yer newsletter, the mores theys agonna be
loyal to yous and the mores theys agonna buy. Tha's
jus' the way it is Strung." answered Pone.
"I's sure hopes yous is right Pone." said Strung.
"Sure I's right, Strung. Tha's the way I's earn meself
a livin' Strung. It done takes some learnin' but the
more yous does ta git yer newsletter out the more
yous is agonna susseed. Jus' keep apluggin' away
there Strung, an' one day yous is agonna reelize yous
is adoin' good and yer newsletter is the
reeson." Pone told him.
Pone went on, "Yous gots ta remember Strung, in
tadays world theys lotsa things ta keep folks busy. Theys
gots ta think on a whole buncha things. So why should
theys remember yous? Whys theys gots ta think of yous
if'n yous is not there ever week, steady as a concrete pillar.
Soon theys come ta see yous as a regular an' theys not
even thinkin' o' goin' anywhere's else. Tha's why yous
has gots ta work yer newsletter Strung. Tha's the key
ta yer future."
"I's guess so, Pone. Yous is the one tha's adoin' it. Yous
would know. I's gots ta go, so I's asee yous nex'
week." said Strung.
(See yous nex' week folks.)
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START MENU
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MEDICAL COLUMN - - - -
Fats: The Good And The Not So Good
PART 2 of 8 (References will be at the
end of PART 8)
If You Are Confused About The Kinds Fats
That You Should Eat...Or Stay Away From,
This Information May Help.
I am also creating a short glossary of terms right at the
beginning so as you read the abbreviations, it will help
you understand the information more clearly. (I'll stay with
Dr. Bannock's description just to avoid any confusion.)
One other thing: as well, at the end, I am adding a little
more detail: short descriptions of cardiac terms, along
with the suggestion of a slight increase in your fish
consumption. The whole point of this information is for
you to understand why it's important to learn to make some
lifestyle changes. Many times we are told to loose weight,
and yes, we want to look better in our clothes, but without
lifestyle changes, there isn't much point of even beginning.
It's been proven over and over that you will pack on the
pounds again as soon as your body gets the signal it can
come out of the "starvation mode". Then it tends to hang
on to every bit of food ...just in case you decide you are
going to "starve" it again.
SOME BASIC TERMINOLOGY: Coronary heart disease
(CHD): Involves the heart muscle itself. (Undesirable)...
Omega-3 polyunsaturated fatty acids (PUFAs): fat from
fish and fish oil. (Desirable)...
Arrhythmias: Heartbeat irregularities (Undesirable)...
Coronary arteries: blood supplying the heart muscle
itself. ...Saturated fat and trans-fatty acids: fat that is less
than helpful. (Undesirable)...
Atherosclerotic plaques: buildup of plaque in blood
vessels. (Undesirable)...
Triglycerides: the major fat formation circulating in the
blood (Acceptable under 200)...
HDL ("good") High Density Lipoprotein. (Desirable...
LDL ("bad") Low Density Lipoprotein (Undesirable)...
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THE SAGA OF PINEHILL
by Ken Darby
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Eloise Henry, age 18 when the story began, and
David Wylie, age 20, were selected, by a
stranger in town, to take a dangerous trip, together.
The idea was that each was to take only the clothes
on their back, and go anywhere in the world where
the stranger took them. They were to be left there
to find their own way home. They had no money,
no identification, and no idea where they were.
Upon their safe return there was a million dollars
waiting in their bank account for them. If one did not
make it that money would go to the survivor. If neither
made it the money would go to their families.
The story deals with their adventures along the way
and leads into the only way they could survive. That was
for Eloise to learn higher law and commit her life to
that end. Along the way she learns how to perform
many a miracle.
The story leads to many friends, many adventures
and many places. As you read on, enjoy. It continues . . . . . . .
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The city went into immediate shock and mourning.
Their beloved Cardinal had been shot by their trusted
Mayor. The question on everyone's lips was "Why?"
The church did not reveal the circumstances, nor the
events leading up to the fatal meeting. The Bishop was
well schooled in saying nothing and adopting an attitude
of piety. The Cardinal had trained him well.
Even though there were no bodies left, they arranged
for caskets and a separate funeral for each of the Cardinal
and the Mayor. Without such the public would have queried
everything. None but a few knew of the disappearance
of the bodies. They were sworn to secrecy, under penalty
of some sort of church retribution.
The funeral for the Cardinal was huge. What with all the
clergy, nuns and other church people in the city for the
Popes visit, there had to be five thousand people attending.
That pleased the Bishop. He spent nearly the whole day
with a big smile on his face. This was a clear sign no one
knew what had happened, nor of the evil deed conducted
by the church. This celebration of the Cardinal's life was
just what was needed to get the public attention away
from any possible church wrongdoing.
Within two days they also buried the Mayor with a very
expensive and elaborate service and casket, all paid for
by the church. The city was in mourning over the Mayor
as well and while his service was smaller, it was another
thing to keep the people busy.
All in all the Bishop and the priest conspired throughout
the week to coordinate and carry out these events. Both
were now after bigger game.
The Bishop wanted to be appointed Cardinal and the
priest saw the opportunity to go for the Bishop's position.
The priest made sure the Bishop knew his desires.
Without saying anything threatening, the innuendo was
that the priest would and could cause trouble for the Bishop,
if he, the priest, didn't get the appointment.
It was merely a compounding of the evil condition, yet
neither the Bishop nor the priest gave it a thought.
Sitting in the Cardinal's office one of those days, the
Bishop and the priest both observed how events turn
around. Here they were, one day, held at the retreat at the
behest of the Cardinal, and the next they were sitting in
the now completely refinished and refurnished office,
doing the Cardinal's business.
They both thought the Cardinal had ordered the murder
of the woman at the orphanage, and therefore, had
justifiably encountered the punishment of God. At least
it must have been of God, for both the bodies had
merely dissolved to nothing. They left not even a trace
of a body by the time they had dissolved, nothing.
"The Pope will be here next week. There will be a council
to discuss these events and a decision would be made
to appoint a new Cardinal and the Cardinal would then
be at liberty to appoint a Bishop for the area." said the
Bishop.
"Yes. I imagine that is what will happen. We will have
prayers with the Pontiff, and do everything we can to
ensure his visit a complete success. Then we can settle
to the business of running the church." said the priest,
with a gleam in his eye. Then he gave the Bishop a wink.
"It would appear we have been absolved of any complicity
in the matter of that woman at the orphanage. I feel better
already." said the priest.
"Of course. If you are penitent of heart and truly sorry, your
Father forgives you. It is inherent in Jesus words 'Go and
sin no more.' It will now be up to us to carry on the churches
work, making sure we never again get near such a
suggestion as the Cardinal gave us." answered the
Bishop.
The pair of them spent the next two hours justifying their
participation in the murder of the woman at the orphanage.
They worked and worked on making their complicity a
thing they should have done, "according to God's word",
of course. By the end of that time each was happy and
confident of heart they had done the right thing. They had
twisted the words in the scripture to suit their means and
were completely pleased.
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