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THE PEBBLE - 10/03/03 - Cornpone and Treewood
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TODAY'S TRIVIA - - -
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Is it true that Dolly, the cloned sheep, is aging prematurely?
It appears so. Dolly was the first mammal to be cloned,
in 1996. But she has some problems, including a form of
arthritis that doesn't usually strike a sheep so young. Many
other mammals - cats, cows, and pigs - cloned since Dolly
have also shown signs of premature aging or have
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When was the first animal cloned?
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Is it true that scientists have cloned a human?
Scientists from Clonaid CLAIM that the first human
clone, a girl named Eve, has been born. But as of
this writing, they have yet to produce DNA evidence
that the child is, in fact, an actual clone of her mother.
The company is an offshoot of a strange religious
cult that believes all humans descend from outer
space aliens who visited Earth 25,000 years ago.
So naturally, OTHER scientists are finding it hard
to believe Clonaid is credible.
Would a clone be an exact replica of its parent?
Not exactly. A clone would be the genetic identical
twin of the donor who provided the nucleus (not
necessarily the mother who carries the embryo), but
at a younger state of development. However, people
are created from more than just their genes. A clone
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talents, and memories. So even if you wanted to,
you couldn't duplicate your identical self. Your clone
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CONTENTS:
1. STRANGE BITS AND PIECES!
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2. TITLE ARTICLE - - -
Cornpone and Treewood
by Ken Darby
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3. COMPUTER TIPS by Patsy Norlie
Excel
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4. MEDICAL COLUMN by Karin Henderson
Body Parts: Hands and Feet
PART 3 of 7
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5. THE SAGA OF PINEHILL by Ken Darby
The messenger.
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6. PROJECT 2003 October 3/03 - DAY 273
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TITLE ARTICLE - - -
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Cornpone and Treewood
by Ken Darby
Cornpone Taggart and Hamstrung Treewood are a
couple country hicks. Cornpone, known as "Pone" or
"Old Pone" earns his living on the internet, and has
since he left what schooling he had. He's a lazy cuss,
and figured the internet was the way to earn the kind
of living he wanted. He thought it beat the backbreaking
sweat soaking work that was the kind you could
get in his town.
Hamstrung Treewood, didn't pay much attention to
computers in school and went out to work in the
backbreaking world in town. He had been without
work for a while and Pone was teaching him how to
set up a business on the internet.
The story continues.
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"Pone, I's jus' not gettin' any sales fer the longest
time. I's cain' figger wha's wrong." said Hamstrung
Treewood to his friend Cornpone Taggart.
Pone had been in his usual spot resting up against the
tree in the town common. Folks from town couldn't really
understand how Pone earned himself a living. All they
ever saw him do was lean against that tree and whittle
things for the town kids.
As a rule the folks in town knew nothing about the internet
or what you can do with it. Pone was a weird one and
simply took a few ideas from his high school training and
now earns his living on the internet. He has done that for
years, but all the town ever saw was Pone sitting by his
favorite tree. He was a young man, too, and they just
couldn't understand.
"Well Strung, yous is not gittin' yer message out to the folks
what buys, I's aguessin. How's yer suscribers comin' to yer
newsletter?" asked Pone.
"Lately theys not bin acomin'. I's don' know why but I's hardly
seen any." answered Strung.
"Then I's aguessin' yous has bin too busy with this here
autyresponder thing ta keep on marketin'. Yous now can
get back at marketin' so yous can build yer list." said Pone.
"I's sure hopes yer right Pone. I's hasn' sold a product fer
months now an' I's cain' afford tha'." said Strung.
"Yer right Strung, but yous seems ta have trouble remeberin'
tha' yer job is ta git yer newsletter suscribers up. Yous thinks
yous is agonna sell jus' cause'n yous has a web site. Tha' ain'
so Strung. Yous has gots ta git yer suscribers up fer yer
newsletter an' then yous is agonna start movin'
product." said Pone.
"Okay Pone, I's agonna git back at it. " said Strung.
"An' don' ferget no matter how long it takes tha's where
yer sales is agonna come from. Theys agonna happen
because of yer newsletter, an' tha's all." remarked Pone.
"An how long does yous figger tha's agonna take
Pone?" asked Strung.
"I's not sure Strung. It might take a couple
years." answered Pone.
"A couple years?" asked a surprised Strung.
"It might not take tha' long Strung, But wha's yer
alternative?" asked Pone.
"Ya! Yer right. Yous done tol' me that afore. I's jus'
keep fergettin'." said Strung.
(See yous all nes' week folks.)
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COMPUTER TIPS - - -
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Excel
Going back and forth through the sheets in a workbook
with the keyboard. To move to the next worksheet in a
workbook, press Ctrl+PgDn. To move to the previous
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MEDICAL COLUMN - - - -
Body Parts: Hands and Feet
PART 3 of 7
The body is also divided from top to bottom: head to foot. So
you have "left" and "right" halves, but if you see yourself in a
mirror, remember your are FACING yourself. So the side directly
across from you will be your opposite side. (That's why you
sometimes see people putting out their hands when they are
trying to determine a location.. left or right, and your job is
to confirm the correct position.) The body is also "divided
horizontally" into upper and lower halves. These positions are
called "superior" and "inferior".
(Using terminology)
With a good foundation of medical terminology, it's easy to pin
point the problem! You can describe the calluses on the middle
phalanx 4th digit (L) foot. A medical professional would know
immediately be able to spot the offending toe. Fingers or digits
are identified or counted from the thumb (1) to the little
finger (5). If someone said you had a problem with your left,
fourth medial metacarpal, it means you had a problem with the
middle bone of your (left) ring finger. The "ring finger is not
a true medical term and can be a problem as in some countries,
the accepted "ring" finger is on the right hand. One interesting
note here: if you had this kind of injury, chances are someone
would cut off the ring. Leaving it in place could possibly block
the blood flow.
A hint to use if you are given a note that mentions metacarpals
or metatarsals. My trick to remembering them when I first started
in health care. Carpal seems closer to driving a car (hands).
Tarsal had a "t" and that would mean toes. (Easy? With these
confusing terms, I had to find lots of ways to remember all
this!)
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THE SAGA OF PINEHILL
by Ken Darby
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Eloise Henry, age 18 when the story began, and
David Wylie, age 20, were selected, by a
stranger in town, to take a dangerous trip, together.
The idea was that each was to take only the clothes
on their back, and go anywhere in the world where
the stranger took them. They were to be left there
to find their own way home. They had no money,
no identification, and no idea where they were.
Upon their safe return there was a million dollars
waiting in their bank account for them. If one did not
make it that money would go to the survivor. If neither
made it the money would go to their families.
The story deals with their adventures along the way
and leads into the only way they could survive. That was
for Eloise to learn higher law and commit her life to
that end. Along the way she learns how to perform
many a miracle.
The story leads to many friends, many adventures
and many places. As you read on, enjoy. It continues . . . . . . .
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He sank deep into his chair. He knew not what was
happening. His heart jumped a beat. He began to sweat.
The voice went on, "You now want to steal the money
from the orphans or force them to close."
The Cardinal was in near tears. What was this? Who
knew all this? Was this God?
"You put the priest and the Bishop away thinking no one
will find out what happened. You try to cover your sins
so God will not see." said the voice.
The Cardinal was visibly shaken. It became abundantly
clear to him he could not hide his secret nor could he
hide himself.
He melted into his chair like a child caught with his hands
in the cookie jar. He cried. He knew there was nowhere
to go. He could hide from no one. His sins were found out.
The Cardinal got off his chair and on his knees. He cried.
Tears streaming down his cheeks. "I'm so sorry. I didn't
mean to do it. It will never happen again. I'm so sorry. I will
pledge my life to your service forever. Please spare me."
He pleaded to a point of being completely past reasonable.
"You are evil in your thinking. You have been doing this
kind of thing for years to further your career in the church.
You are no different than the whole church organization.
You think you serve God and the people. You and all else
in the church serve only yourselves. You are not
messengers of God. You are creatures of greed and
avarice. You plead for mercy yet you gave none to that
woman. You attempt to shift blame, yet you made the
decision. You put men away in a retreat without telling
them the truth of your plans concerning them. You hold
them captive without them knowing. Now you plan to steal
the money from the orphans. And you think such a move
will please the Pope on his visit. You ask forgiveness, yet
you give none. You ask for mercy, yet you give none. You
shall be the judge of your own self. What you do shall be
done unto you." then the voice fell silent.
The Cardinal knew he was doomed. He was shaking. If
he receives what he has given out over the years he will
not survive. This he knew. He sobbed, bent over so his
head was touching his knees. He stayed there for a
long time.
He really did not know what to do. His mind was a complete
blank when it came to make any plans. He rose and went
to his chair. He was moving like an automaton, stunned
of all intelligence.
Who was the voice? How could that happen? In all his
church career this had never happened before. What was
this? How come the voice knew his innermost thoughts?
Was this God? Had God come down to speak to him? Or
was this Satan? What was this?
It bothered him the rest of the day. He left to his quarters
and slept the sleep of the damned.
Arising, he still knew he was damned. He could not shake
the guilt. It was fierce in his mind and heart. His voice now
quivered when he spoke. He no longer could speak with
authority. He was weak. The Pope's visit was a mere three
weeks away and he was powerless to do anything. He
was done and he knew it. His guilt was literally killing him.
Riata watched in silence. She had been the "voice".
The Cardinal was doing unto himself what he had done
to others. The "voice" merely confirmed his secrets were
known to others. The rest was a function of law. "As ye
give, so shall ye receive."
"It is truly amazing", she thought, "how someone who
purports to be a messenger of God is so completely
ignorant of God's laws. For someone so supposedly
learned as to claim that only he and his organization
knew the word of God and were the only real interpreters
thereof, he was remarkably ignorant of the truth. Now
he will pay the price for his actions, and he will do
it all unto himself."
It did not take much to reach a man with heavy guilt.
Move a glass once or twice, Knock it over. Move a
chair. Cause a voice to reach him when he is alone.
That which will make a man look at himself will bring
unto a man what he has been thinking on.
To lay up treasures inside, to go to meet your Maker,
will only bring treasures of peace, love and power.
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REPORT FOR: October 3/03 - DAY 273
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